My blogmate Jack Coleman has a wry sense of humor. Last weekkend he penned this imaginary Want Ad in his WindFarmBlog. WB
Wanted: editor to oversee coverage of towns on Long Island.
Prior management experience required, preferably at coastal daily. Ungodly hours, but plenty of perks (free copies of NY Times, Starbucks nearby, annual company trip to Yankee Stadium). Only hard-hitting and aggressive editors need apply (preference given to native New Yorkers).
Must possess visceral loathing for offshore wind power, as proposed by Long Island Power Authority. Direct, first-hand experience with offshore wind turbines not necessary. Only serious applicants; no phone calls.