More Reefer Madness with Cardinal Borgia

And so it came to pass...

My children,

And so it came to pass that recreational marijuana shall be legal in the Bay Colony.  

Wow.

I mean, seriously, DUDE!!!

Now we will find out the rest of the story.  

  • Will the venerable garden clubs start growing marijuana in their flower beds?  
  • Will pot replace the cranberry or the Eastham turnip as the Cape's most famous crop?  
  • Will the Barnstable County Extension Service start offering advice on how to cultivate pot plants in our basements?
  • Will the ladies' tea societies spice up their meetings with a bit of herb?
  • How will the tourism industry cater to pot-craving visitors? 
  • Could this be the economic miracle the Cape has been awaiting?
  • Is a free-flowing supply of weed enough to calm those dissappointed by the election results?

Stay tuned for continuing coverage if the smoke ever clears...

Mellowly,

Your loving Cardinal Borgia.

 


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