"Is America ready for a 'White First Lady'?" - Robert DeNiro.
A Conservative, a Moderate and a Liberal walk into a bar, & the bartender says, "Hi, Mitt."
"Political analysts believe that elderly voters in Florida rejected Newt Gingrich because of fears that he would eventually leave them for a younger state." –Jimmy Kimmel
New Santorum campaign pin: "Life begins at Erection."