Ahhhnold's Baby's Momma Revealed

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Ending a day of wild speculation, the Huffington Post named the mistress of former California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger.

What Arnold would look like if his mama was Hispanic.

 Mildred Patricia Baena, 50 on right, has been identified as Arnold's baby's momma. She was a former maid to Ahhhhhnold and Cali first lady Maria Shriver, and worked for the family for 20 years.

The maid began pursuing Ahhhnold in the late 1990s, and at least one unprotected sexual encounter produced an illegitimate child. Arnold was not made aware of his paternity towards the child until he was a toddler.

Baena originally denied that the baby was Arnold's, instead placing paternity on her current man. There are rumors that Arnold paid her to be silent ($10,000), and that he also paid one of her friends a grand to keep silent.

Maria Shriver was kept in the dark until Ahhhnold finished his term as Gov'na, and she left the Austrian behemoth the moment he told her. Shriver and Ahhnold were married in Hyannis Port.

There are also rumors that Maria knew, but decided to keep quiet til the Sarge died.

Howie Carr... "It's official! Arnold is a Kennedy."

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