Dan Wolf: Island Air
David Curran: No accidents after 9pm
Masonic Angel Fund: This increable local charity becomes a CNN's Hero winner
Charlie Baker: RINO of the year award
John Cox: 4Cs becomes a 4-year college
Brian Hyde: A copy of "How to make friends and influence people"
Town of Yarmouth: A board of selectmen that can work together, especially on appointing a town administrator
Monomoy Regional Schools: Lessons in thrift from Scrooge & Marley.
Mashpee & Bourne: New Charter Schools for both of these Upper Cape towns.
Nauset Regional Middle School: An award for being the state's most innovative.
Eric Hieser at Sturgis Charter: A well-earned retirement
Barnstable Town Manager Tom Lynch: A town council that appreciates his excellent work
Yarmouth Police: More money in their budget to keep up their good work.
Sandwich Policxe Chief Peter Wack gets the Barry Eldrege "Touch Cop": award.
Town of Eastham: 300 units of 40B housing at former Tee-Time
Rep. Tim Whalen: Five golden rings for being so responsive to media
Cape Winter Road Crews: All the hot cider you can drink for keeping us safe
Homeless in Hyannis: Some local housing or a one way ticket back to Boston.
Provincetown: A couple thousand more year-rounders.
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